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distantsounds@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Well, you are the government

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Well, you are the government

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distantsounds@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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https://bsky.app/profile/nothoodlum.bsky.social/post/3lhus72udic2i

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Don’t let them bring you down to their level. There’s so many fun gender neutral insults.

    • ASVAB waiver
    • Middle School Drop Out
    • Failed Abortion
    • Incest Experiment
    • Good Idea Fairy
    • Shit Fucker
    • Couch Fucker <-- Thank you JD Vance!
    • Two Balls Short of a Spine
    • A family tree with no branches
    • Couldn’t fight/talk their way out of a wet cardboard box

    I mean really, there’s just so many.

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      or better yet, Shakespeare Insult Generator! https://www.librarieshawaii.org/learn/brain-games/bardly-barbs/

      • Thou paunchy clapper-clawed boar-pig
      • You fobbing nut-hook carbuncle!
      • You paunch bilbo wag!
      • mew fut barnacle!
      • fawn bully angel!
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        Oh thank you, I’ve been looking for that! For totally not Bardly DnD reasons…

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          DND with Shakespeare insults would be hilarious. My DM playing a single sound effect on his phone was enough to end the session for 5 minutes of laughs

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            All I have to say is Vicious Mockery is back on the menu,

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      • Shit Fucker

      Which of these words should I emphasise? Or would either work?

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        Oh either works.

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          Or both

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