Oreos
Not true. I can easily have just one row.
Yeah, I only eat one sleeve at a time.
They taste terrible
They do. Awful. Much much too sweet, no real aroma, bah
One drink according to my alcohol addiction apparently.
Potato chips
Lays Potato Chips
You’re supposed to eat them you freak.
When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, “Betcha can’t eat just one.”
She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it’s yellow.
I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.
potato chips
Potato chip
Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.
Tattoos, once you get one it’s reeeeally hard not to get another
I got one about 20 years ago, and that’s my only one. But, it is most of my back and took 3 sessions.
Probably would have more if they weren’t so expensive. (Tip: If you happen find tattoos that aren’t expensive, you probably don’t want one!)
yes, this is why i advise people to skip the little tattoo and go for a bigger piece that will fit as part of a bigger tattoo.
Oatmeal Cream Pies.
At least are meant to be eaten one at a time. Nutty bars on the other hand…
Nutty Bars were the GOAT snack until they changed the recipe. Now, the chocolate tastes like wax and there’s hardly any PB in them. Total bummer.
Realest answer fo sho
A shoe.
Gesundheit.
What if you only have one foot?
You see…
They still only sell shoes in pairs of two
So technically you cant just have 1…
Heart ventricles.
I’ll show you!
Please put the scalpel down!
Emergency contacts
Quantum entangled particles
Air
On the contrary, I’ve been using the same planet’s air my whole life.
Toffifee. It’s a german thing I guess, hellish tasty.
It’s a thing in Norway too, at least, and this is a good anwer.
Hundreds and thousands.
Ants.
Quarks.
Sith.Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.
- DARTH BANE
Batteries
Most foods, really.
