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minus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months ago There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
minus-squareLeninOnAPrayer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoSounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
minus-squareProud Cascadian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”