I have a 16-year-old son. I’m in my early 30s (had him very young) and a professional footballer. My son also dreams of becoming a successful footballer (he’s been playing since he was 6), but he’s just… not great. He’s good, but not great - and in this extremely competitive industry you need to be at least great in order to even stand a chance. So I told him, as someone who’s been doing this for a very, very long time & is active in this sphere, that he should find another, more attainable dream. He took it as me not believing in him, but I’m just objective and realistic.
He has to learn for himself. You learn from mistakes. My mom told me I’m too smart to drive trucks. Guess what I do 20 years later?
Rocket surgeon?
Truck Scientist!
Pretty much. Also Traffic analyst.
I can fix rockets no problem.
Cam whore?
Dont shame me for having a nice dick :)
Astrophysicist?
That’s a big lol from me! Thank you
I watch the stars…
Demon king ?
Only when I play metal!
You had a catastrophic accident that lowered your mental facilities enough to allow you to drive trucks?
What do you even mean by this?
Shift manager at Panera?
The pay is shit!
Gigolo?
Just a gigolo, everywhere I go, people say the same about me! 🎶
Caught am interesting vid earlier about Prince Albert causing a scandal for having been a patron at an all male brothel during Victoria’s reign. Forced morality is a baneful curse.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Of course not, the body would be so rotten I could sell it as crude oil.
Is your refrigerator working?
You teach other people to drive trucks?
Sometimes
Dishwasher mechanic?
YouTube teaches you this.
Stand up comedian?
I should be.
All the above
fluffer?
Marine?
If only I was younger and dumber
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