You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
Wilhelm Scream
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Goat scream
Lol love it!
The Price is Right “you lost” trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I’d fart to replace it.
Amazing!!
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
The Price is Right sad tone.
The “prrr” sound from Perry the Platypus