$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~
The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
now that is funny
s u d o
sudo !!
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.
Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
Couldn’t agree more
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
more;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor.
You’re right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /
May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
Relax its just a meme
Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
I think in the middle east group they can
chown woman
, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking
.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudo
is what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!
- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Lol
Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
i actually have a
nobody:nobody
chowned,=000
chmodded file namedgrass
in my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
woman
Grass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named
woman
be homework
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
I’m grabbing my wife’s titty as I type this.
Now she’s annoyed.
I explained to her I had to do it to prove that Linux users touch women.
She thinks I’m an idiot.
To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
Ah, go fuck yourself.
Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
Look, maybe my post was dumb, but so is this fucking meme. It’s not fucking funny anymore, assuming it ever was. Even ironically, it’s stupid.
Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
alias consent='chmod u+x'
makes creating an executable very kinky.