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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

Did she go down on you in a theater?

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Did she go down on you in a theater?

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago
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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Jagged Little Pill is such a great album.

    • khannie@lemmy.world
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      Not a single, even barely moderate tune on it. Bangers all the way.

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    I want you to know
    That I’m happy for you
    I wish nothing, but
    The best for you both

    An older version of me
    Is she perverted like me?
    Would she go down on you in a theatre?
    Does she speak eloquently?
    And would she have your baby?
    I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

    'Cause the love that you gave that we made
    Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide
    No, and every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told
    Me you’d hold me until you died?
    'Til you died, but you’re still alive

    And I’m here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It’s not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    You seem very well
    Things look peaceful
    I’m not quite as well
    I thought you should know

    Did you forget about me
    Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
    But it was a slap in the face
    How quickly I was replaced
    And are you thinking of me when you fuck her

    'Cause the love that you gave that we made
    Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide
    No, and every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me
    You’d hold me until you died?
    'Til you died, but you’re still alive

    And I’m here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It’s not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
    And I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
    And you know it
    And every time I scratch my nails
    Down someone else’s back, I hope you feel it
    Now can you feel it?

    'Cause I’m here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It’s not fair to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    Why I’m here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It’s not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know
    🤘🤘

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    She’s said herself it was a subconscious release rather than revenge. It’s the voices of pettiness you feel from those that have hurt you. She is giving a voice to the side we often hide I wouldn’t be surprised if there is something in there for every person she had a bad breakup with so they all think it’s about them

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    Who what now?

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      That’s Dave Coulier, best known for his role on Full House. It has long been rumored that Alannis Morissette wrote the song “You Oughta Know” about him, though it has never been confirmed.

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        Shes had sharp quips about Dave over the years, and the timelines work out.

        She dated Ryan Reynolds for years too. She clealry has a thing for comedians.

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          I don’t like to brag or anything, but my mom said I’m pretty funny.

  • TwistedCister@lemm.ee
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    Cut. It. Out. ✌️☝️👍

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    Holy shit. I never knew that. Oof.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Uncle Joey must’ve been packin

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I thought that was an old Internet rumor, like the one where Marilyn Manson removed ribs to give himself head…

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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    Mullet goals

  • Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee
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    He’s about 15 years older than her.

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    ‘cept nope. That’s not Glen Ballard.

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      https://thehardtimes.net/blog/i-was-sitting-next-to-alanis-morissette-and-dave-coulier-in-that-theater-and-i-still-dont-know-how-aladdin-ends/

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        Wait, I know that voice. Oh, God. The image of Dave Coulier’s face twisted in ecstasy as he moaned like Popeye flashed through my head, and I nearly crashed my car. I flipped a U-turn and headed back to return the movie.

        Thanks. I didn’t know that I didn’t need to have that image in my mind. Now I do.

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            Hey Crabman!

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              Hey Earl!

    • Zip2@feddit.uk
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      I’m fairly sure Glen Ballard produced the album or something.

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    I don’t get it, he dates an 18 year old at 33 and y’all freak out. Johnny Depp does it when he’s almost 60 and y’all worship the guy

    • whereisk@lemmy.world
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      Er, no we don’t. This is not Reddit.

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        Yet here I am being downvoted for talking bad about lord Pedo Johnny Depp

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          No you’re downvoted for accusing us of worshipping him

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          Sure looks like you’re being downvoted for telling people that they worship him.

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            And then doubling down.

            People that think their idiotic opinion is shared by everyone are simultaneously hilarious and draining.

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          Pedo? When has Depp dated prepubescent children?

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      oh yeah fucking love to worship a guy who can barely focus 2 feet in front of him because he lives his life off his tits and is inured from consequence

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      @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world

      Your mom is clearly wrong.

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