I’m upvoting this simply because it’s the first time this month, possibly this year, that I’ve seen someone correctly use and spell “queue.”
I guess it was your cue to upvote something.
Que?
Sera?
Don’t forget “lo”, people always forget it. 😅
“Lo que será, será.”
They forget it because that’s not the words of the song.
The song uses an Italian phrase from a fictional gravestone and spells it the Spanish way to appeal to American Spanish speakers.
Ohh, it’s a song! I thought people just liked the saying in Spanish but kept saying it all wrong
Oh damn, you’re right
I learned this word from Roller Coaster Tycoon as a kid lol.
What does “adult scholastic book fair” mean?
Is it a book fair for adult shoppers?
Or a fair of adult content books?Yeah, I think I would misunderstand it too
Yes.
What a great idea. I remember being super excited for book fairs in elementary school. Add beer? So there.
In fairness, I saw this and immediately thought about going before the brain kicked in and said probably not near me 😂
Given snow in the picture and it’s late spring in the northern hemisphere, it’s “ A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…"
Time travel is a small price to pay for a book fair in a brewery! Though apparently distance is a whole other matter…
Lol I know I’m an exception but we’re getting snowed on right now 😭
Cool (winter is the best season), both literally and figuratively. Are you high up? Much further north than most of us? Much further south than most of us? Speaking from the past?
Hahaha I live just north of 60°, so definitely not unheard of up here
Never let anybody tell you books are dead.
So you’re telling me the trees are still alive after we make them into books? That’s pretty cool
You need to read more Terry Pratchett.
Of course, everyone does.
Do you use toilet paper?
How did you know I ran out of toilet paper, I feel targeted. I do, but just to dry after. Got a cheap bidet a couple years ago, and now I don’t pay enough attention to having toilet paper back stock. But you definitely want it, because no one wants to walk around with a wet bum
I’m just mentioning it because I think that toilet paper as a single use item billions of people use at least daily is a much bigger issue of wasting trees than books - which last for decades and are very useful
There are modern toilets with integrated automated bidets and dryers. But they are unfortunately a bit expensive.
Oh, nah I wasn’t saying they were a waste of life or something, I was just acknowledging it sounded strange in my head to say something never dies that is already dead.
Trees are renewable though, so they’ll hopefully always be more. The dryer thing sounds nice for a bidet.
Weird tangent on the main post but I just got one of those “bum guns” off one of those unsold merchandise auctions and it’s been life-changing. Ridiculously simple to install. Literally like one of those kitchen sink sprayers just T-jointed onto your toilet water supply. Why isn’t this standard?!
I now no longer fear the bizarre crisis reaction of the masses that is "Make a mad rush to hoard all the TP."
And I’m hoping being nicer to myself will avoid unnecessary embarrassing future doctor’s visits…
I always worried about having a small toilet and it being a pain to get underneath myself so mine is just one of those connect under the seat thing. 5 min install, plugged into the toilet water just the same, no power. Simple, and a small lever to adjust front back in the side. It was less than $30 at Walmart at the time. I never really went to doctors but I know I got hemroids around 18 from stress/riding a motorcycle long distances I think at the time. I used to get flair ups quite often. Hardly ever get any of those now if that’s what you mean
Ok…books are goth.
Beer, Goosebumps, giant Guiness Book of World Records no one can afford and crazy pencil toppers? Hell yeah they underestimated the demand.
Reportedly this is where some kids found gems like Roller Coaster Tycoon in just a CD jewel case, too. :D
Man…kid me got fucked over… weren’t no games at the ones I went to! In fact some Karen complained about Goosebumps books so much after the one when I was in 4th grade that in 5th grade there weren’t any. There WAS a letter handed out to every kid full naming the person who killed Goosebumps for everyone…
There was a similar thing local to me last year and apparently it was a huge hit. I’m hoping they do it again.
https://www.ksby.com/san-luis-obispo/boozy-book-fair-where-books-brews-and-nostalgia-collides
So is this like a place where you can buy Animorphs and Goosebumps, and there’s also beer on tap?
How is this a meme?
It’s a self replicating unit of cultural information
I see images with a caption above.
Memes look like this
And sometimes like this!
It literal says bluesky
It is just a screenshot of so random guys post
That is a long line just to get some beer and smut
when you say it like that, it’s not long enough
That’s what she said
Do they have Animorphs?
This is what we’ve always wanted since we left grade school.
With a food truck selling personal pan pizzas.
Jesus Christ, YES.
It covers 2 of the epic Bs of my life. Beer and books. I can see why this is a hit.
What’s the total number of epic Bs?
Beer and Books joins with Butts, Boobs, and Babies to make the epic B pentafecta.
So far five.
Beer Books Boobs Butt Bed
If I got all five, I couldn’t be a happier man.
