Do you trust Mark Zuckerberg…
Now let me stop you right there. The answer is no. It’s always no when Zuck is involved.
I have said it before but ai and the waitress that smiles at you as you order are not your friends.
The progenitor of what became all that’s wrong in the world.
Short answer: No. Long answer: I trust him so little I’d like to see him use a chainsaw as a sounding rod.
What’s a sounding rod
Into the penis
Oh no =(
the only bottom surgery that should be allowed for oligarchs :3
At this point, we should all be very familiar with what it means to be a “Facebook friend”. Only someone with the emotional depth of a Lego mini figure would think this is a good idea.
Additionally, real friends don’t exploit your weak points to sell you shit, whether products or harmful ideologies.
I trust my cat to not bite me while petting the belly more than an oligarch.
(My cat actually doesn’t bite when I pet the belly, most of the tine)
AI isn’t real, Cats are real, warm, soft.
Cat is love, Cat is life.
I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.
I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.
I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)
I’ll stick to IRL strippers, thank you very much.
I do not trust Mark Zuckerberg. Period. End of sentence.
In a world where unfettered Internet access has completely eroded our ability to form connections with others, the solution to loneliness couldn’t possibly be anything but more screen time 🤦🏽♂️
The average person trusts Google, Facebook, Microsoft, OpenAI, Apple, and every scammy data mining mobile app that exists. This whole death of Facebook due to data mining and misinformation circlejerk is regarded.
If it’s not a Lucy Liu bot I’m not interested
I wouldn’t trust Zuck-Zuck to clean up after my dog, let alone anything more complex than that.
Black Mirror has its work cut out for it, that’s all I’ll say.
Well, why do you not have any friends? At least Zuckerberg is trying to make you feel good about yourself.
