Executive summary: don’t be a dickhead
Don’t be a dickhead.
Show up to things where people are.
If you’re shy, at least try to be approachable.
Don’t be a dickhead.
The dickhead ripped that page out
Must be a different version I thought the Excecutive version of friends involves having money and power
See also: Hygiene
Fun fact. That man has no legs and hovers around like Slimmer.
Step 1: Don’t read books that say they’ll teach you how to make friends
Step 2: Kill a fellow inmate
- Always turn up to social gatherings with pocketfuls of Babybel cheeses
- If #1 doesn’t clinch it, it was never meant to be
Somewhere in the last 1/4 you’ll find out you’re reading the wrong book
Though this is a pretty decent book. The version I read in 2009 had updated all the pop culture references to make it more relatable.
It’s like a slinky in book form.
If you wanna free 30 day trial of having friends just win the lottery
As soon as the book was published … it was already outdated and irrelevant
