The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square167fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down110
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square167fedilink
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110·3 days agoGate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant? Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat? #checkmate
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 days agoI was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out. Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 days agoI really wish women could just say “how dare you!”
Gate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant?
Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?
#checkmate
I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.
Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…
I really wish women could just say “how dare you!”