Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can’t turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.
P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.
Warranted. I’ll use something less jarring next time.
I threw my back out brushing my tongue.
Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.
Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.
If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.
I thought it says “sigis you’re getting old”
Same: I guess our sigis were getting old is our need for a stronger vision prescription.
In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There’s plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.
Nothing says old like comic sans.
Sigis, it’s ok 👌
I did throw out my back jumping up one time
Fun fact: holding in a sneeze can cause a brain aneurysm and kill you instantly.
Can also cause ejected bowels, torn windpipes, and other fun things.
Source that isn’t the Daily mail: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/awards-held-memory-stockton-teen-6888826
I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.
ha noob, I did it sleeping
I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.
Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?
The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.
Sleeping*
Lower back specifically. Sneezing, not sitting straight on the couch even for just a few minutes, lying prone for an extended period, etc.
Gotta work on your deadlift family 2
Sometimes when I sneeze, my arm hurts.
I’m fairly certain it’s not a heart attack.
But you have to think about it every time…
probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium
Hey…
Fuck you.
Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.
Other signs is making weird noises every time you sit down or stand up.
44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.
I picked up my towel from the bathroom floor, dammit mom!
