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minus-squareMynameisAllen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up43·9 个月前Who the fuck is reading a whole book in 2 hours??? Is this normal? Am I dumb? I feel very threatened
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-29 个月前Who the fuck drinks coffee for 58 minutes?
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 个月前I have a double-walled cafetiere and a double-walled mug that combine to make a very pleasant slow coffee experience
minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 个月前Till that “cafetière” is another word for French Press.
minus-squareraoul@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前A cafetière is more of a coffee machine with a big bool like that (at least in my part of France):
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 个月前I drink my two cups from the time it finishes brewing until lunch
minus-squareMacaroni_ninja@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 个月前If I forget about it, it can take all day to finish a cup.
minus-squareMynameisAllen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前My coworkers start drinking coffee at 8 am and don’t seem to stop until 1pm…
minus-squareMynameisAllen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前Even like the oxford short introduction series books usually take me closer to 3
minus-squarekadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 个月前I can read a whole coloring book in 4 hours.
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 个月前Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”
minus-squareShardikprime@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 个月前Ah so that’s what Harry Potter was trying to do that time
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前That’s about my average, but I’m hyperlexic.
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 个月前I can knock out Fun with Dick and Jane in 30 minutes flat. So, extrapolate as you will from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前The Pearl by Steinbeck is quite short
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前There’s a sex joke in there somewhere.
Who the fuck is reading a whole book in 2 hours??? Is this normal? Am I dumb? I feel very threatened
Who the fuck drinks coffee for 58 minutes?
I have a double-walled cafetiere and a double-walled mug that combine to make a very pleasant slow coffee experience
Till that “cafetière” is another word for French Press.
A cafetière is more of a coffee machine with a big bool like that (at least in my part of France):
I drink my two cups from the time it finishes brewing until lunch
If I forget about it, it can take all day to finish a cup.
My coworkers start drinking coffee at 8 am and don’t seem to stop until 1pm…
Depends on the book
Even like the oxford short introduction series books usually take me closer to 3
I can read a whole coloring book in 4 hours.
Damn, you dumb.
Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”
Ah so that’s what Harry Potter was trying to do that time
That’s about my average, but I’m hyperlexic.
I can knock out Fun with Dick and Jane in 30 minutes flat. So, extrapolate as you will from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Pearl by Steinbeck is quite short
There’s a sex joke in there somewhere.