The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5日前What would you have done?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1345arrow-down17
arrow-up1338arrow-down1imageWhat would you have done?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5日前message-square96fedilink
minus-squareblitzen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down2·5日前Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·5日前What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5日前You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5日前Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.