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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·5 months agoIf you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·5 months ago— Wayne Gretzky
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down3·5 months ago- Michael Scott
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·5 months ago— Abraham Lincoln
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·5 months ago— Albert Einstein
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoBut you fuck one goat…
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThere were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
— Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
— Abraham Lincoln
— Tupac
— Albert Einstein
– Gretz Waynkey
– The bus driver
But you fuck one goat…
There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
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