Pogbably because it looks like they’re spamming. someone linked the thing they’re referencing and I’m back to switch my vote because now I get it and its funny.

“dust” is my go-to cli thing for finding what’s taking up hard drive space.

Speaking of, I should check my timeshirt settings

Updating windows is not a command that deletes your data

You’re the best kind of correct!

Fucking Nazi Carrots

“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I have had SO many “good” ideas as a kid. I’ll learn a fact and go “wow I cannot believe it is this easy to manipulate the human body” and thank my stars I had enough sense to take “Its more complicated than that, but I can’t explain the very real consequences” as an answer. Its always at least something with bodies. Honestly, its nuts that anything makes us better at all

Should citizens of all countries start attacking military bases?

sure

How does that end?

better world, probably.

I believed it for a couple seconds, but then I came to my senses.

Haha I sure am glad this technology is being pushed on everyone all the time haha

Oh, I get it! I thought it was a pun at first; thank you for clarifying!

It’s just cat vibes. There’s a comfortable annoying/endearing balance some cats and people find.

That being said, my stomach turned a little at the phrase. Hard agree.

Oh, that’s brilliant! I guess its better to lose it all together than to give a toddler access to fire/a really hot thing

Red lights don’t stop genocide beams

Dudes double-necked up on a dystopian afternoon

So basically, KOON

Fuck yeah, thanks for answering.

Fuck yeah. Thank you for asking.

… unless money is involved

I think we, as a globe, sent the Nazis to prison nonviolently as violence is never the answer /s(ardonic)