A masked Priest ready to yeehaw an infant with 0 hesitation belongs on the front of a metal album.
i loved the parts where it felt like we were examining all of our social norms and skipping the ones that were dumb and pointless. but now everything has to be just as dumb and shitty as before for no reason [no social safety net allowed, WFH bad, etc]
Now everything has to be as dumb shitty as before for no reason
Just as I thought I was out of having to shake the hands of twenty people when arriving at a family party, they PULL ME BACK IN! Some of them literally!
There absolutely are reasons. They just aren’t reasons you agree with.
The oncoming commercial real estate collapse is a big one. You just don’t give a dick about it. And neither does anyone here.
I’ve been priced out of real estate, why the fuck should I care?
Real estate is a rich people problem now and I hope they’re having a fucking crisis.
Yeah, that’s prime schadenfreude for me personally.
Nobody with a brain gives a shit about it, because it SHOULD happen. Land isn’t a commodity to hold and rent, even the fathers of capitalism thought so.
I’ve always wondered if this photo would be better or worse if he used both hands on the gun instead of just one.
it would be better if he held the watergun sideways
“KILL SHOT!!!”
Should have gone with dual wielding.
Ah, the old JOHNWOO code…
That’s a deep cut.
Makes me feel very old that you’re right about that 😬😂
If it’s ok for Master Chief and Woo, it’s good enough for you too!
Most Metal Stage of the Pandemic
People were drowning in their own necrotic lung tissue. That is far more metal than a guy in a robe playing with a squirt pistol in a church.
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A good perusal of modern autopsy reports would provide a lifetime of material.
Pretty clever too, Religion, firearms, and masks. They taped together three internet flame wars all in one, I love it.
Staged or not, it’s still pretty metal.
This is insane outside pandemics in 2023
Praise Dudeism
Strongly disagree, when a US president suggested we inject bleach and shove light sources into people, that was the most insane stage.
Baptism by watergun. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
As a metalhead, no, idiots continuing to play make-believe during a pandemic was not metal. This was idiotic.
Bro if the image of a priest aiming a gun at an infant isn’t anything to you, damn
Sorry partner, I just can’t stop seeing a bunch of dumpy folks playing make-believe with dollar store toys.
Holy shit. You’re so edgy. How does one become as rad as you?
Is it edgy to grow up abused by the Catholic Church? I think you’d find you’d hate it too.