Yes, it’s a bitch to clean. Yes, it traps every particle of dirt that wafts into the room. Yes, to almost everyone other than me and some equally damaged enthusiasts, it looks god awful.
But if I could carpet my whole house with it without that being grounds for divorce, I’d be doing it right now. It’s the feeling between the toes, top-tier. I can’t explain it - it’s not like I grew up with it - but there’s something about orange shag specifically that screams “comfy” to me.
“Lookin’ for a good shag with the missus, gov’ner?”
Me, with my wife in the carpet store “Please leave us alone, it was hard enough getting her to come”.
“But didja manage?”
“Hell yeah!”
And then we high five, I buy my carpet, and turn around only to notice both my wife and car are gone and never coming back. And I’m left to hump that shag down the road myself.
Orange. Shag. Carpet.
Yes, it’s a bitch to clean. Yes, it traps every particle of dirt that wafts into the room. Yes, to almost everyone other than me and some equally damaged enthusiasts, it looks god awful.
But if I could carpet my whole house with it without that being grounds for divorce, I’d be doing it right now. It’s the feeling between the toes, top-tier. I can’t explain it - it’s not like I grew up with it - but there’s something about orange shag specifically that screams “comfy” to me.
My kind of people 🤝
Love a good shag.
“Lookin’ for a good shag with the missus, gov’ner?”
Me, with my wife in the carpet store “Please leave us alone, it was hard enough getting her to come”.
“But didja manage?”
“Hell yeah!”
And then we high five, I buy my carpet, and turn around only to notice both my wife and car are gone and never coming back. And I’m left to hump that shag down the road myself.
[This was fun]
Your comments and posts are a great contribution to Lemmy :)
If not friend, why friend shaped?
He’ll kill you on sight just to take the first word in your username without the s.