I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn’t a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.
Now early package delivery? The number of times I’ve received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don’t know that!
There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.
Whether it’s on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that’s in the worst-case scenario…
I keep shorts next to my bed, I’d try to grab them as I hop out but if that didn’t work out I’m okay going nude. I’m not going to constrict myself on the miniscule chance of an emergency, that’s living in fear.
I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options…
Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.
Yeah, realistically, what household doesn’t have a few extra blankets lying around? If I awake to my neighbor’s house on fire, and them standing naked in the yard, the least I can do is hand them a blanket to wrap themselves in. And that’s one of the few situations where being completely naked in public is perfectly socially acceptable.
Usually pants are very close to my bed, even if I evacuated nude, taking some basic clothing with me wouldn’t be a big deal, I also wear pants in no time. Countless times I woke to like parcel delivery and had to dress up quickly, it’s not a big deal
if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
I had a teacher whose building was set on fire by a crazy person. The firemen banged on his door at 2am and told him to evacuate as he was (he lived just below the arsonist)
In the summer I may as well catch on fire if I sleep in clothes. A fire preventing me from getting dressed is just a good excuse to not have to wear them outside for once. In winter when I’m happy to wear clothes I wear them in bed too.
To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.
I’m going naked. I knew the risks going in.
I don’t live my life now for a bunch of what ifs. My neighbors can look at my dingaling. Fuck em.
I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn’t a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.
Now early package delivery? The number of times I’ve received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don’t know that!
Hm never thought of a robe, that’s a good fast way to be covered.
How often has this happend to you?
Lol never, it’s an anxiety thought of mine, including other similar scenarios.
Twice but I live in firesville
There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.
Whether it’s on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that’s in the worst-case scenario…
Need to get me a robe!
I keep shorts next to my bed, I’d try to grab them as I hop out but if that didn’t work out I’m okay going nude. I’m not going to constrict myself on the miniscule chance of an emergency, that’s living in fear.
I have a bathrobe i can throw on in like two seconds in my room on the way out
Blanket turns into toga. Problem solved.
I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options…
In my comment i mean i am afraid to have a fire and leave the house naked not because i would be cold, but because i would be butt naked on the street
Do you not go outside because a meteorite could hit you?
Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.
Yeah, realistically, what household doesn’t have a few extra blankets lying around? If I awake to my neighbor’s house on fire, and them standing naked in the yard, the least I can do is hand them a blanket to wrap themselves in. And that’s one of the few situations where being completely naked in public is perfectly socially acceptable.
Usually pants are very close to my bed, even if I evacuated nude, taking some basic clothing with me wouldn’t be a big deal, I also wear pants in no time. Countless times I woke to like parcel delivery and had to dress up quickly, it’s not a big deal
I keep a robe and also shorts near my bed. If there’s a huge catastrophe that doesn’t allow me to get either of those on, oh well.
I had a teacher whose building was set on fire by a crazy person. The firemen banged on his door at 2am and told him to evacuate as he was (he lived just below the arsonist)
I know where my towel is.
In the summer I may as well catch on fire if I sleep in clothes. A fire preventing me from getting dressed is just a good excuse to not have to wear them outside for once. In winter when I’m happy to wear clothes I wear them in bed too.