- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.
Beef going through the roof
If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it’s a sign…
Beef Rapture
Sick band name
Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game
Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill
“Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed.”
Corporate rate
Awesome! zero taxes paid.
I’mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao
The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.
fr theyr’e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles
how much are they where u live?
$3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.
Does he own the company now?
Toast that shit. Jeebus.
Millennial flex
We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration
Like a moth to a flame
Burned by the fire.
Ballin!
Oof, all hass