The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
Or start them. Source: Iliad.
Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.
One thing doesn’t exclude the other
Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.
Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
- This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird
- Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we’re still 0 - 0
Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿
This is fucking hilarious
Weird, I just typed this word for word on another meme in this instance.
Where are these 11/10 meme bangers coming from!?
🎶Imagine there’s no heaven🎶
The “Be the change that you want to see in the world” blue poster makes it extra funny.
…I never noticed that there was an emoji for yerba mate. It’s now my favourite thing ever. 🧉
What does the green poster say?
Don’t cry because it ended, smile because it “hanepped”. (The word is clearly supposed to be sucedió/happened, but the letters got switched).
Speaking of the headline, politicians when encouraged to attempt peace through negotiation rather than insisting on decisive victory being the only way
can’t tell if this is some genuine post, or pro-russia shilling for peace negotiationing between Ukraine and Russia
Can’t you shill for peace and be pro Ukraine?
You can, but those aren’t criticising the West and Ukraine, but rather russia.
Huh? Not sure what you’re saying.
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At this point? There’s probably no way he’ll end it peacefully. But peace, in my mind, means the war ending, and the only acceptable way, that will bring actual peace, is for Russia to give up or be defeated.
Wishing for peace doesn’t mean I’m asking for each side to join hands and sing kumbaya.
It’s not our job to negotiate but the problem really is that nobody even wants to negotiate.
But in a war you will negotiate and if that’s before everybody clubs their heads in or after that.
But what happened after the day the Russians attacked: Immediately everybody was completely polarized by the media: Either you’re pro NATO (or pro Ukraine but at this point it’s more or less the same) or pro Russia.
But the gentleman woman or whatever their gender is, that you replied as well as me and many others don’t want politics centered on war against Russia, why not peace for Ukraine because, or course Russia’s invasion is not justified from the NATO expansions, but if we club our heads in in Ukraine, what will to the people there and in small parts in Russia? They loose their family their own life and as well as their homes and (some aspects of their) culture.
War is always bad and I see your point that Putin is a war mongoring asshole, but give peace a chance. 🕊️
Yes war is hell, people die, families are torn apart, parents burry their children. Putin started this war, he didn’t have to and he could stop it with a word but he doesn’t. He keeps doubling down. It’s not that no one wants peace. Everyone wants peace. What they each want to negotiate for peace is incompatible with the other. Ukraine wants it’s land and sovereignty back. Putin’s regime wants that land and sovereignty over Ukraine. There’s nothing to negotiate for when your goals are so incompatible. There’s nothing to negotiate for when your land is occupied. There’s nothing to negotiate for when your opponent will only use that opportunity to come back stronger than before. If somehow Putin could offer something impossible that would prevent Russia from ever invading Ukraine again then MAYBE there can be a peace and that’s probably Putin’s head on a platter.
I think peace could be made it there would be a civil war against Putin or a coup d’etat and I am surprised it has not happened yet.
But yeah I see your point but I think we should always strive for peace and I think that it could be possible for somebody to stop Putler without destroying Ukraine, Russia or worse, the entire fucking world.
We are all one fucking button away from two suns in the sunset.
I would love that to be true, I wish it was possible to stop Putin without blowing up half of Europe and threatening the rest of the world. I sincerely wish you were right, but that’s not the world we live in right now.
Well you start by skinning the toes and feet, and work your way up the legs.
Considering the Ukrainian position is basically “any loss of territory is unacceptable”, there is little room for both peace negotiation AND support for Ukraine simultaneously. Tough position.
I don’t see it as tough. Wishing for peace doesn’t mean I want Ukraine to surrender.
Fair enough. I guess I’ve spent too much time seeing disingenuous calls for “peace” on the internet, mostly by pro-russia shills, with the intent of painting the western support of Ukraine as evil warmongering or something.
We do wish for peace ultimately, but there’s a whole lot of violence to happen if it is going to be on Ukrainian terms, because russia does not look like it wants to back down.
You word it like Ukraine is somehow responsible for the violence because she won’t back down.
This entire clusterfuck is Putin’s fault. Not wanting to give up territory is completely understandable.
I think you’re putting words in my mouth, never did I imply or think that Ukraine is responsible for what is happening, or that Ukraine is not right in wanting all their territory back. However, it is factual that if Ukraine wants to secure its territory, which is entirely justified, it will not be by means that are describable as “peace” or “peaceful”, because russia is not backing down like complete idiots(a common theme).
Is what I am saying false?
kinda depends on whether or not you want Ukraine to give up crimea.
I want Ukraine to beat back Russia and the war to end. That’s a wish for peace.
that’s basically the decisive victory from the comment I originally replied to though.
Yeah, I’m on the side of peace aka no more people being needlessly killed first, Ukraine second and war criminal Putin not at all.
pro-russia shilling for peace
not sure why you are facepalming, I live in a neighboring country to Ukraine and a lot of people here according to polls think that Ukraine should just give up Crimea and accept peace.
From the rest of the world’s point of view, Ukraine had already accepted it’s loss in 2014.
It was only when Russia went “well we’ll have the rest of the country as well then!” that all the other countries decided to help out. Because Europe’s been here before. Nobody stops after just one country. It’s like Jaffa Cakes. You just keep going until there’s none left.
what does that have to do with anything?
It means that giving up Crimea doesn’t end in peace, it’s just pushing the problem to the next time Russia decides to invade again.
not sure why you are facepalming, I live in a neighboring country to Ukraine and a lot of people here according to polls think that Ukraine should just give up Crimea and accept peace.
That’s the frying pan saying “at least I’m not as bad as the fire!”
that makes no sense what you just wrote
I genuinely want peace through negotiation and equally genuinely believe that the war is the result of the imperialist ambitions and heinous actions of the despicable war criminal Putin. Clear enough for you?
yeah but as it stands the “peace treaty” involves Ukraine giving up the occupied territories. SO you can’t really be pro Ukraine and pro peace treaty at the same time.
Of course I can. This isn’t some dumbed down video game on rails where you get one treaty from however many years ago and that’s it.
There’s happened a shitload since then, most of it to detriment of the ones that demanded territorial concessions at the start of the war.
If anything, you can’t be pro the regular people of Ukraine who are needlessly being shelled if you’re not pro negotiation of a better peace treaty.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. And Russia is more likely to try again in another neighbor. Like they have multiple times already.
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Letting Russia consolidate its territorial gains, build bases and continue the war in a few years is a terrible idea. They are more than welcome to turn their tanks around and leave Ukraine.
Very pbf, I love it
I love the posters. Is one of them even misspelled?
I think the green one is misspelled. It reads:
“No llores porque termino, sonrie porque sudecio”
That almost makes sense. It should be “sucedio”.
It translates to “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”
Also “porque” has a tilde where it should not. In the context of the poster it means “because”, not to be confused with “why” that is spelled “por qué”.
Yes that’s the one I meant. But bonus points to the fellow member here; I didn’t even see the porque bit.
D’aww wouldn’t it be nice
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misogyny vibes
