I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.
Is “Droopy Don” trending yet?
When he dies the right will just tell themselves the dems poisoned him.
Ronald McDonald and Diet Coke?
I rather think they will just reanimate him like Weekend at Bernie’s.
Jeez, why doesn’t he just blow a gasket and get it the hell over with?
I mean if there was justice in the world I like to imagine a giant demonic hand would burst up through the ground and grab him so tightly his eyes bulge out and drag him screaming down to actual biblical hell but we can’t always get what we want unfortunately.
He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.
Not sure what gasket you are referring to
repairing a blown head gasket in a car is often a repair that costs more than the car would be worth. maybe that’s what they meant?
Only in this case using a band aid would be more than the car is worth.
I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn’t exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I’m okay with that trade.
Lol. I wouldn’t call it “alarm”.
What’s alarming is how hard it is to flush that ever-returning turd.
Draws questions and alarm?
Question: When will he finally croak?
Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.
Without him, the Astronomican will collapse! We must feed him one thousand innocent babes a day to keep him alive on his golden throne.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
And the most important question is: Where are the Epstein files?
JFC that’s not a little bit of a droop. That’s almost definitely signs of a stroke. A guy I knew at work looked exactly the same after his stroke. Trump looked relatively normal at the u.s. open a few days ago and you’d think after a stroke he’d at least take a week or two off given his advanced age and “robust” health. Maybe it’s bell’s palsy or someone smacked him upside the head with a frying pan?
Edit: Also this article seems a little on the nose.
He can’t take time off. He believes it’ll make him look “weak” and he’ll lose control of the narrative.
And deliciously, him trying to push through and play strong man will kill him even quicker. I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.
He disappeared for Labor Day weekend. Like all of it. Not a normal Trump weekend at all. The first interview afterwards was a private interview with a right wing outlet.
Then the AI facepaint video about Kirk.
The only thing that doesn’t fit with the coverup is the taking in front of Marine 1 if I have the timeline right.
He is. He’s been telling his dumbass fans to donate money to “help him get to heaven”
He’s going to try to bribe St Peter, isn’t he?
If it was done with a frying pan … they should have done the other side too just to even things out and not make it so noticeable.
The last time he disappeared for 4 days, everyone assumed he was dead. Now he can’t take any time off, or the rumor mill will really start spewing.
That is not a guy who filmed the Kirk apology video the night before.
It probably is, dude weekend at Donnie’d himself
look at melania, she must be estatic hes about to pass.
Justin Trudeau on speedial…
I don’t see JT taking that call
Too busy with Katy Perry, which really isn’t any less weird to me.
Melania surely made a very careful and open-eyed calculation before marrying DJT. I wonder if she still thinks she’s above water on the deal.
Looking like how my grandpa looked shortly before he died. Granted I’ve said that before and the bastard is still here but here’s to hoping it goes through this time
Oof yeah thats an old man who’s unlikely to make enough of a recovery to be doing speeches for a living again. Didn’t see if it’s full body sagittal droop or just facial. Former says stroke, latter says palsy. Like neither is good for him but palsy is manageable, stroke in a 79 year old is entirely likely to be the beginning of the end.
Latter can also say stroke, just localized to the area of the brain that controls the facial nerve.
My hope is that something blows out in his brainstem. If he survives it, there’s no way he’d be able to hide the effects of that.
You can see in the clip he checks his left hand with a lift but can’t match it with his right hand. Similarly, he conspicuously doesn’t move his right hand in his most recent recorded speech.
Oh wow that is a subtle but juicy detail, sure looks like exactly that to me, nice catch!
that explains melania so close to him, melania is going to reap his soul soon.
She’s just staying close in case he tries to change his will.
Damn.
Give him some credit. At least he’s not asleep, like at the pope’s funeral.
“Draws alarm”?
Yep, it’s the party alarm.
On Sept. 11, 2025, people assumed that the Pentagon’s memorial ceremony marking the victims of 9/11 would be a somber, typical occasion.
Are these people unaware of who is president?
Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!
We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don’t care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.
Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!
What did they do to you?
News organizations? … What I said, since about a year or two the head lines became more sensationalized to the point where every news article IS NOW AN URGENT EMERGENCY!
You wrote Jews but I think you meant news.
No, the Jews.
While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?
For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!
Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:
* Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex. * Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster. * Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. * Cytomegalovirus infections. * Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses. * German measles, also known as rubella. * Mumps, caused by the mumps virus. * Flu, also known as influenza B. * Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.
If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol
It is a specific virus of the herpes family, with a very fitting name
Idk what they’re talking about it’s drawing joy and schadenfreude from me
“Fears of joy”
Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.
I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.
Seeing a doctor? Sounds like socialism!
