Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.
Edit: So yes, I think you’re right.
If you fold a big New York slice, it can also be a taco.
This giant taco tastes like Italy!
Reminds me of your mom!
topologically I only see 2.5 options here.
Why does this make me laugh but also feel angry?
So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.
Most burritos I’ve had have the ends folded in which may make them a calzone
I see a lot with one end open, other end closed, which I guess makes them a soup or salad?
Pretty self-explanatory.
It’s a pie. Your chart is missing pie.
A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.
Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.
Regular pizza is bottom-crust, calzone is two-crust. That’s my interpretation.
Big Macs are cake
Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
What, jokes arent scientifically defensible?! I am shocked.
Hey, I still found it funny 😄
It’s also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.
You can consider anything to be something it’s not, so yes.
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
Depends
I don’t know how to tell you this, but that’s not why they’re calling your grandma the town bicycle.
I don’t know, how many wheels?
Yeah.
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
Only if a pupusa is a calzone
You know it’s possible to upload pictures without taking screenshot, right?
On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.
I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.
Calzone is sandwich?
Calzone is a Hot Pocket that followed its dreams and made it big
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The best sandwich
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you’re a moron.
Ask a topologist for a cup and they’ll bring you a donut.
Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.
I love it!
I know it’s all a joke but after “is a hotdog a sandwich” the punchline doesn’t feel new again just because it’s new food.
Only if they’re an insufferable twat
Stop! Just stop now!
You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.
It’s an open empanada
Tostada?
