- 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
- 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath…
If you’re using that tape for duct work, you’re gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼
Thank you. I didn’t know the second part but it makes sense.
Shaving? Just use nair.
warning: you may not want to read this, it’s an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it’s profanely hilarious.
you were warned.
Goddamn the warning wasn’t misplaced x’D
there are some things you can’t unknow. but at least you were warned
whats so fun about shaving your butthole
Nothing, that’s why I epilate my butteye.
I don’t like those words and how you did them
Do you have an epilator for your anus and another for other areas or one device for both?
Yes
No
Prefer not to say
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
Or vindaloo.
(Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)
all good til it starts to grow back
Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!
Definitely my best Covid lockdown decision.
water.
…oh, you…
Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?
For some of us it chaffed more with hair.
I know you can’t see me but I’m pressing “x” to doubt
I mean, if you want my previously itchy butt you’re welcome to it.
Wait- are you? Let’s see what your mama gave you if you’re offering, lol
Bidets are like 50 bucks.
Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.
