Anyone Else? Can’t just me me, right?

  • Kennystillalive@feddit.org
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    6 days ago
    • To drive a car: you need a licence.
    • To Fish: you need a licence.
    • To own a dog: You need a licence.
    • To raise children: No license needed. We need more of them anyways. Please pump out as many of them as you can!
    • Technically, my parents needed a permit from PRC government before they could give have children (has nothing to do with “whether you can parent or not” tho, its a birth control thing).
      准生證 (baidu site via google translate)
      Wikitionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/准生證#Chinese

      But anyways, they violated the One Child Policy (it was in effect when I was born) so… here I am… my existence is technically “illegal” lol

      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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        my existence is technically “illegal” lol

        Small community Lemmy, you’re one of those commenters that I feel like I kinda know (even though I totally don’t. But I seem to upvote you a lot, so you’re recognizable in a good way.) I just want to say, I think this is a really cool fact about you. It’s like you were born a badass.

        The only things that could make it cooler would be if you were born with your middle fingers raised, or your first words were, “Fuck the system” (in any language.)

      • Manjushri@piefed.social
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        In most areas in the USA you need to get a Rabies tag. You pay the county (or whatever) a fee and get a certificate and a tag to put on your dog collar. Both are numbered and can be used to get your information if your dog is picked up by animal control. They don’t always call it a license, but that’s basically what it is.

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          Oh

          In europe we have subdermal microchip implants for that (the animal can’t lose it and doesn’t need to wear a collar). Also they aren’t mandatory but practically every pet that is allowed to go outside has one.

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            That’s a little high tech for governments in most areas of the USA. We pay the tax and get a stamped piece of metal (a literal dog-tag).

            You can get your pet chipped here in the USA too, for a small fee, but that’s just to help you get them back if they get lost. In some regions it’s not worth it for that though. We used to live in Illinois and many pets were chipped in that area (outside of Chicago). All the vets and animal controls there had scanners and would check when an unidentified pet came in. We’ve since moved down south. Nobody has scanners here and many people have never even heard of them.

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            We have those too, but for a different/backup purpose. The tag is government issued and must be regularly renewed to show you’re keeping up on vaccines and shit. The subdermal microchip (if the animal has one) is used for lost animals if there isn’t a visible tag.

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            We “need” a rabies tag in the same way that you need a “TV” license in the UK except far less taken rate. Op is greatly exaggerating here.

            Absolutely no enforcement except as secondary issues arise.

            I have literally never heard of anyone volunteering that they have a dog, and they did buy the “mandatory” license.

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      Ah, the wisdom of Keanu :)

      You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

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      Adopting a rescue dog has various home checks and interviews and welfare checks. Leaving hospital with a baby: “Do you have a car seat for them?”, “Yes…”, “You’re all good to go then!”, “…”