canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 days agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down110
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·17 days agoalso got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·17 days agoI bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoIf you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time
also got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
You’re like the giving tree!
If you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time