i’m thinking something exotic, so they can tell me all the neighborhood gossip in a language no one else understands. or maybe just english, so i can finally figure out why they stare at walls so intently. either way, the secrets they hold…

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    This AI slop just seems to be a reddit greatest hits as performed by shiny new AI slop bot pretending to be a person to generate engagement.

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      Are you really against engagement though? Lemmy could benefit from it.

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        It’s generating engagement to astroturf as a basis of using you and manipulating you and the community here. Lemmy will not benefit from it. Yes, I’m against it. I’ve seen what that kind of influence has on an online community.

  • The Hong Konger variant of Cantonese where they randomly interject English words into everyday sentences. This confuses English speakers and also so that my parents can’t fully understand my cat either. So I’m just proficient in both good enough that I can converse with her properly. It’s kinda feels like a special sort of hybrid language that very few people understands, so it makes the connection more unique.

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    I’d probably have to go with English so we could communicate better… but French sure is tempting:

    https://youtu.be/0M7ibPk37_U

    I was under 18 when I first watched that video… 18 years ago. Now Henri and I have so much in common.

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    Klingon. I would love to hear my cat yell about glory while attacking a random bit of lint he found on the ground.

    Edit: I realize you said “human” language, but a human invented klingons and their language, so I’m saying it counts.

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    Some long-time extinct dead language.

    I don’t want the little snitch to go around telling stuff behind my back 😒.