I just don’t want to anything anymore
We’re just monkeys with guns.
Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.
We’re just monkeys
Speak for yourself, I’ve never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that haircut.
That’s Monkees. Subtle but important difference.
Said the ape in underwear
We are the dumbest apes capable of building a technological civilization.
Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.
World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!
Biden Time Family
Slow clap.
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. That’s how he caused it.
Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!
A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’
Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.
The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I’m not American so what do I know.
His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job
What job was Pearl inside of?
Steve Jobs lmao gottem
Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?
Aren’t some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the “woke millennials” from taking office?
monkey’s paw’s finger curls
we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp
Maybe some IQ one as well - it doesn’t have to be too high, something like 60 would already filter out this idiot…
I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)
I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we’ve had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I’m starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.
If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.
The last time I was drinking often was when my mom was in her last couple years. She passed in 2016. My drinking is occasional (even rare) now. Can’t let you take all the blame. We’ll split it 50-50 lol
I’m just going to down this litre of vodka and you two let me know if anything improves, because I doubt I’ll be able to figure it out on my own.
The hero we need! o7
Look, I know it’s a big ask, but can y’all please spirit our problems away?
I guess the world’s just going to have to burn, then.
Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.
You really should stay hydrated.
And to think 70 million Americans said that’s my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.
theres a bit fewer everyday.
Not quickly enough.
Better headline:
“Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities”
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You heard him boys, take him away
Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is “woke”
Or cocaine…
It’s already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn’t that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won’t take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.
Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he’s ready for a memory unit, it’s not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.
Every time he says anything about Biden being really old it always makes me think of my grandmothers.
My grandmother on my mother’s side died at 80 with dementia. Meanwhile my grandmother on my father’s side died at 99 and was basically perfectly normal and aware until about 2 weeks before her death, so age clearly isn’t everything.
Also Trump is clearly suffering from some kind of neurological degenerate disease and wasn’t exactly an competing in intellectual decathlons to begin with.
In addition, donnie does not seem to be doing anything at all to age well. Netflix has a series about living to 100; donnie seems to violate every single suggestion.
Well, but didn’t you know that the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery and you use it up doing sports? Donald Trump does.
Well according to my grandmother the trick was to not die. Also she used to bleach her cookware, but I suspect she lived to 99 despite that, rather than because of it.
If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?
Biden is professor farnsworth now
Good news, everyone…
World War II: The Sequel “Let’s Gidderdone Right”
Wait not world war two, ‘the search for more money’?! Lol
I’m starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy…
