Deacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1476arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1463arrow-down1imageWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldDeacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoFor real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agothis is about cats not dogs
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoOh man, guess I just got spliced
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoi’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 day agoI’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoyou mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoMaybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body? I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours ago I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation. I love you <3
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoYou know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoHaven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoThere isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoi mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka
Splice?
CRISPR
For real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
this is about cats not dogs
Oh man, guess I just got spliced
i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
ottocarrot?
…damn autocorrupt
I’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
you mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
Expediamus!
Maybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body?
I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
I love you <3
You know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
Haven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
There isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
i mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka