My immediate answer - Sonic fans.
I don’t really know what Sega and the Sonic Team can do anymore to make these fans happy. They’ve revisited the classic formula a few times, they tried going modern routes, they tried 2-D sprites in some entries, they try going full 3D and whatever. Nothing ever seems to be enough and that’s even when they’ve tried listening to the fanbase a few times.
Nothing seems to matter, regardless. The fans will find something to be upset about with Sonic. Anything.


Mentions anything…. Switch to Linux!
that’s the least of it really
Switch to Linux… Switch to Arch!
I’ve already switched to Arch!
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Switch all your friends to Arch!
I’ve just installed gentoo on my grandmother’s PC and left a post it note with some basic portage commands. No complaints so far! Since they lost their phone I’ve not received an annoying tech support email for weeks