My immediate answer - Sonic fans.
I don’t really know what Sega and the Sonic Team can do anymore to make these fans happy. They’ve revisited the classic formula a few times, they tried going modern routes, they tried 2-D sprites in some entries, they try going full 3D and whatever. Nothing ever seems to be enough and that’s even when they’ve tried listening to the fanbase a few times.
Nothing seems to matter, regardless. The fans will find something to be upset about with Sonic. Anything.
I’m not a trek fan, but I would be if they quit teasing me with SciFi tech that no one knows how to use. They know they can pull people out if the transport buffer, they know they can use replicators to make anything, quit selling me melodrama in a space ship and deal with the implications of this stuff. Why are you killing people when you can literally clone them? Why are they losing a fight against the Borg when you can send 1million Rikers with super soakers filled with oxidizing agents to equal parts rust and seduce them? There’s no imagination.
William or Thomas?
Fuck it, find the prettiest version of both and give them the Tuvix treatment and dress them up in something silly.
Uniform is half red half yellow.
Wrong number of pips on the collar (abandon ship!!!)
Frankly even this is excessive. You could just use the transporter to move 5ft cubes of the enemy vessel into overlapping spaces until the ship is destroyed or bisect it by moving a 1in slice to the left.