I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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      14 hours ago

      Given the story about OP’s exam, I read the “F-“ & “B-“ as grades and thought:

      • “F-“ as a verb. I like it.
      • “B-“ as a noun? Given the “F-“, it fits.
      • ”B-“ for OP’s ex is… generous.