Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


Two from my mom-
I cut; you chose.
If a boy will cheat with you he will cheat on you.
How you get 'em is how you lose 'em