Hanberders, bigly
Superman is solar powered, gonna be cancelled sadly
Big oil will never let him live
Wait, are those just patties on buns? No cheese, no lettuce, no tomato? This guy must be some kind of alien
All them burgers and he’s still mad.
Given the physics of conservation of mass, he must be shitting a boatload out of view.
OP missed a golden opportunity with “Übermuncher”
But what can you actually do among things that Superman can? Wear panties over the pants? Something else?
i can fart the alphabet
Bet Superman can’t.
i hear superman farts rainbows so like, he loses just on spectrum
Take off my glasses and squint to look at things
<gasp> Das ist Superman!
Er ist der Über Munch
*slaps the german out of you*
Hier in Amaerika*, we spiek Amaerikan.*where 1/3 of the world German population lives, a harrowing 41 million people in the US, or 5% of the population.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans
