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I’m thinking of replying with this:
Do it
I’m trying to decide how much irritation my manager can handle.
Great! Start with this, and slowly escalate every week or two until they stop perstering you.
Idk, they might be into that shit
Double it every day
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send them this
This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they pay a recurring domain renewal to make their point.
It’s a delicious type of petty hatred and I love it.
The kind of people who do that can’t be bothered to read the link, either. Alas.
I missed it, but it’s a different one
I’ve sent this to many coworkers.
I wanted to introduce a jar where every time you sent a useless “hello” message you had to put double whatever you put in last time (starting at $1). People are empty headed idiots maybe losing +$1000 will wake them up.
In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.
But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.
And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.
- can I ask you a question?
- you just did. Have a good day.
Put a trigger warning on this jfc
I straight up ignore anyone who does this.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.
don’t waste my time.
Hi
Hey
12:45 p.m. is not morning.
Is 12:45 PM 00:45 in normal digital time?
12:45pm is 12:45 in 24h time.
Jfc you just do both at the same time.
“Hey, I’m reaching out with regard to ticket 27472. I’ll need to remote into your device. You’ll see a notification that it’s happening. I just wanted to give you a heads up that the notification is expected behavior. Let me know if you have any questions!”
One message.
Do work.
“Hey again, the .zip is benign. Thanks for reaching out! Feel free to open it.”
They respond “thanks sorry I was at lunch”
“👍”
Never speak again.
Hello.
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