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- Carry a flamethrower.
Sundely they became “please thread on me”
- Don’t live in the USA.
- Don’t visit the USA.
- Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
“White Christians accepted only.”
- Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
- Live in Norway
- Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow
¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/
These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”
How to avoid being deported by ICE:
- Be white and join ICE

Don’t kink shame.
ICE Barbie has her army of dogs, and you know what she wants done to dogs
I dislike cencoring swear words as much as average lemming. But I like this one, it’s clever.
What word is censored? Are you talking about the word “pushing” under the mouse cursor?
Yeah I saw this right after waking up and read completely different lmao
How to avoid ICE:
- Dont be a US citizen
- Dont be pulling out of your driveway
- Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
- Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
Renee Good did none of those things.
Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.
Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.
Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.
Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning
Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.
Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat
How to avoid?
Not be in the USA.
Well I am just saying that if they are not alive it is easier to avoid them.
Throw over the government, this might help.






