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- Don’t live in the USA.
- Don’t visit the USA.
- Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
Sundely they became “please thread on me”
- Carry a flamethrower.
“White Christians accepted only.”
- Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
- Live in Norway
- Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow
¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/
These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”
Don’t kink shame.
How to avoid being deported by ICE:
- Be white and join ICE
Renee Good did none of those things.
Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.
Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.
How to avoid ICE:
- Dont be a US citizen
- Dont be pulling out of your driveway
- Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
- Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
ICE Barbie has her army of dogs, and you know what she wants done to dogs
Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.
Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning
Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.
Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat
“In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”
“Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”
