I choose the mustache of Dutch winemaker Ilja Gort.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harnaam_Kaur
Meanwhile I’m making do with two black hairs on my chinny chin chin.

Hands down Billy Gibbons.
Nice
Jonathan Frakes — Riker, from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Man had an epic beard. Not in length, but in shape and style. Second season onward.
I loved when Q gave him shit for growing it…
Apparently I said “Joe Dirt” sometime earlier in my life and my wish came true.
You can make a “joe dirt” work.
Rahul Kohli, specifically in during his role in Midnight Mass. I can grow a short beard pretty nicely. But aside from a goatee and stache, growing it any longer doesn’t look so great on me; I always have to taper the sides pretty short.
Always been envious of the evenness and fullness of his medium length beard

Ron Swanson’s mustache before it was rubbed off… from friction.
Travis Fimmel. I wish my beard could look that good.

I want Roseanne’s mustache.
Brian Blessed, from his Flash Gordon days. That was a beard that made a statement.
Lemmy, ironically.
Tom Selleck’s mustache.
Yep… Still envious at 46, mine is thin while the rest of my facial hair grows nice and thick.
We all want that. Be it Magnum or Quigley or anything else, they’re all majestic.
Edit: Sam Elliot’s moustache is a fine choice too, and probably has its own lemmy account also.
Good choice
Always been a fan of Cate Blanchet.
I’d choose Johnny Depp’s moustache, gouche and chin beard…
Cause if i’m gonna be a chick with facial hair, let’s make it not overly thick, and yet stylish.
(I honestly could swing it, I do have a wider jawline…)
John Rhys Davies’ beard from LoTR










