I’m just built different
Like, incorrectly I think
Superman does good, you do well. Or in this case, you don’t do so well :(
Shh! We were trying to avoid telling them it wasn’t just their body, but their brain, too!
AWROOOOOOO
Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.
We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don’t get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can’t stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
Don’t say that! I shudder to think what NVIDIA or M$ would do to it…
Can we has FOSS redesign, plz?
April 6, 2000
Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.
This aged like milk.
Not really. Sure, the tech has changed, but the underlying logic remains the same.
I want my tail back
There are so many neat little things I could do
It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe
I want my tail back!
Just think how useful it could be on the loo
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I keep adding oils of varying viscosities but it doesn’t seem to help.
Have you tried fish oil?
my body is a machine that doesn’t work very well
Very well job!
My body is a machine that turns thyroid hormones into an immune system attack response.
This popped into my head instantly: https://open.spotify.com/track/1lpxUd0kkSbVbYoUS7hLJJ
