Not a typo, but as a waiter I told a woman about our Cedar Seared Caesar Salad. Except I didn’t say Caesar, I said Semen.
Cedar Seared Semen Salad. Oof.
Edit: Just realized the tongue twister was actually worse. It was Cedar seared salmon, Caesar salad. Whoever chose that as a menu item was some sort of sadist.
…did they order it?
Minus the semen, I’m sure
Could I get extra dressing?
Yes, but you’ll have to wait about ten minutes…
In french, via SMS, to a girl I was flirting with as a teenager:
“T’es où?” (Where are you?) got auto-corrected to “T’es nu?” (Are you naked?).
I don’t remember what her response was, but I remember we didn’t end up dating.
This reminds me of my practice French oral exam at school, so not a typo but still:
As part of the conversation my teacher asked what sort of things I liked to read, and I decided to talk about a then popular technology magazine called T3.
“T trois” sounds rather like “Tais toi” (shut up), and she was a bit taken aback!
Thankfully though we learned not to use that in the real exam.
My wife called her friend fat instead of far (she lives far away)
A coworker once e-mailed about their adjusted shit (shift)
I’m constantly worried I’ll e-mail about outstanding bitches (batches)
French speaker here: Began a message over Teams to a coworker with “Hey, salut!” and wrote “Hey, slut!” instead.
I have never edited a message so quickly in my life.
Oh, putain!
Messaged wife while on a trip in UA: “Spent the night in a little girl in basement”
“girl” and “hotel” are a remarkably similar swipe movement on an Android keyboard.
I don’t live in the US so I don’t know what “UA” means
I don’t live in the US either.
I do but I don’t know what that means either.
French word for typo is “coquille” because long ago some newspaper printed “couille” instead, which is slang for testicule.
Turns out to be légèrement plus compliqué but the story is good. https://oparleur.fr/coquille
My family name is Carvalho (oak). I asked my then 8 years old son to sign his passport and he wrote “Caralho”. I’ll let you search that on Google with the safe search OFF.
…caralho means fuck…
Actually caralho means penis.
Heh, that’s not much better.
I just asked Google. Bad Google!
When i was in primary school I was searching images of different types of pasta on the school computer for a project and accidentally typed ‘pene’ instead of ‘penne’
I dont think safe search was a thing at that time
Not even a typo, but had a boss would would use “F U” as shorthand for “follow up.” Was always shocking to see emails saying “I will F U on Monday.”
That’s kinda hot
One time I copy pasted a horrific NSFW subreddit to my sister that I was making fun of the existence of to a friend just before. That count? It did not fit into the discussion we were having at all and she was horrified. I can’t remember the name of it now but it was like “fapcaves” or something where people literally post up pictures of their huge disgusting masterbation stations they make.
"Warm Retards,
Xxxxx
I have typo’d hotfix as both hotdix and hotfux. One letter can change everything.
I bought a rotisserie chicken and was going to use the meat. Texted a friend that I was “boning a chicken.”
Deboning is a word. I swear.
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
I told my father that he might like a certain ice cream flavor because it has come in it…was supposed to say cone
Movie night. I asked one of my friends to bring cocporn.
(It was meant to be popcorn)
