Quenching the sword in camgirl bathwater is not recommended.

Blacksmith: I’m almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the Kinks.

Ray Davies: Can we take a break please?

Blacksmith: No. Another ten reps and then you do burpees!

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Blacksmith : “I’m almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the kinks.”

Sword : “I like feet.”

Blacksmith : “Shut up.”

That’d be an interesting in-universe explanation for why a magical weapon does extra damage. Find a sword that’s really into necks and you’ve got it made.

Oh, You’ve been a bad black Smith your sword is kinky let’s see if we can’t straighten that out.

For the love of God I will temper this sword in your blood.