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Jokes on them, Skeletons love xylophone music
Am skeleton this would destroy me on the battlefield
Could be armor for a woman. I mean, how fucking intimidating would it be for a guy to face a woman in plate mail but with boobs hanging out.
Tits-out-armor
Or for breastfeeding while in battle.
I finally checked out the etymology of armor/armour.
Somehow, only British English spells it “armour”. Even the original French doesn’t spell it that way, but “armeure”.
Usually the atypical spelling is post-Webster American, due to his attempts to make spelling simpler.
In this case, no spellings match the original French/Latin.
Armor - Etymology, Origin & Meaning https://www.etymonline.com/word/armor
Leave it to the Brits to steal something, bastardize it, and then make it standard throughout the Commonwealth.
I always wondered why armor wasn’t a cognate with the Spanish armadura, now I know why. Thanks
Xylobones
