Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-210 days agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-210 days agomessage-square62fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·10 days agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 days agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-210 days agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 days agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 days agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 days agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 days agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 days agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 days agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍