Edit~ While you are taking a shower.
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Rise up
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but
- I’m not visiting your house.
- I’m not eating anything you cook.
- I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
IT SAVES WATER /s
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Please come back. :-( My life has come to a halt.
I’m always there, lurking in the shower.
I was really surprised about the response. I posted it right before going to bed and was too tired in the morning to respond. As you didn’t know what I was referring to let me clarify: You know how there’s water vapor all around you when you shower? You can see it on your mirror if ventilation in your bathroom is insufficient. If you now take a piss in the shower, and especially if there’s warm water in you tub that didn’t drain yet, some of the piss will also be vaporized. It’s probably more accurate to say it mixes with the vapor. I can smell that and it’s not amazing.
The response tells me not everyone experiences this. That’s probably a combination of me not drinking enough while also enjoying very hot showers with the water not draining fast enough.
I respect your curiosity and hope your life can now continue. Enjoy your next shower.
It’s not just that the phenomenon isn’t familiar to my experience, it doesn’t even theoretically correspond to physics as I understand it. Probably you know the things I’m about to say and are speaking informally, but for clarity and to establish common vocabulary I’m going to nail some stuff down according to science.
You can’t see water in its vapour form. You can see when vapour condenses back into tiny liquid droplets in midair (fog, mist, or colloquially “steam” but not really steam) or on cold surfaces (like when it fogs or “steams up” a mirror).
Water vapour can’t carry substances with it when it goes through the phase transition from liquid to vapour. Anything that is dissolved in the liquid water remains behind as residue. When water vapour condenses back into liquid, it is pure water. This is how distillation works. Piss is just water with stuff dissolved in it. If you evaporate piss and then condense the vapour in a separate container, you get pure water.
(Things get complicated when there is something dissolved in the water that has a similar vapour pressure, like alcohol or solvents, but those shouldn’t be present in your urine.)
I think maybe you just have pee that has an unusual or unusually strong odour, and the hot, continuously agitated water makes the smell more obvious than when you use a toilet or urinal. But the scent doesn’t mean you are being bathed in piss vapour, it’s just a normal smell.
Ah, I see. Yes, I was too loose with the terminology. It was oversimplified and exaggerated for comic effect. But I can see now how that can be difficult to decipher. You won, I concede.
Drink more water bruh.
If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.
Ask me how I know.
Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.
Add butter, garlic, rosemary, and coarse ground salt.
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Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
What is “grey water”?
Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.
Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.
Good
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
It’s called a p trap for a reason
Plumbers knew what was up
And yet peeing in a dry tub feels so wrong
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
Not every way. The noise is worse
