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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 hours ago

Would you?

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Would you?

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    I downloaded more RAM in the 90s. It was a product called RAM Doubler for the Macintosh. At that time memory had to be pre-allocated for applications through a setting in the resource fork, always used exactly the amount you set, and couldn’t grow beyond that. It was static, making it hard to run multiple programs simultaneously. RAM Doubler did wonders to work around that OS limitation.

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    zram

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    At this point I’m not even above buying a PC/laptop from Amazon, pulling the RAM then returning the whole thing…

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    buys cloud storage

    uses it as swap space

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      deleted by creator

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      Inngh…need…more…SWAP.

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      Or you could use google drive

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        Do not speak the dark magiks here boy!!!

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    https://downloadmoreram.com/ for those who miss the reference (and btw, it’s safe to click the download button, it doesn’t do anything, it’s just a good old school joke website)

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      I got my extra RAM on a floppy! SoftRAM95 baby 😎

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    I would down load massive Ram. And then I would download a Car!!!

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    Magazine Advertisement: What Do You Say When You're Out Of Memory? I need RAM Doubler.
The more memory your Mac has, the more productive you'll be. But forget
about adding SIMMs. RAM Doubler is software that doubles your Mac’s
memory. RAM Doubler does what it says it will do. -Macworld. And you don't
have to open your Mac. Just run RAM Doubler's 15 second installation and
you can run twice as many applications — instantly. May well be the best
investment you make ıhis year, -MacUser. You'll agree. Buy RAM Doubler
today and double your RAM with one click. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
RAM Doubler is available wherever great software is sold (SRP $99) or call
us at +800-950-5880, Ext. 280.
CONNECTIX

    (version 2.0 could triple your RAM)

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    I downloaded more RAM and now my pc is screaming in Russian

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    I’ll image and share my swap partition, if anyone’s interested

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