This sounds like something Trump would say, actually.
Trump is 100000000000000% more likely to die from eating yet another McBurger in the next 24hrs than he’s to be assassinated by the Islamic Regime from now to the end of his natural lifespan.
Also, to people who’d view that as a positive because hurr durr Trump (I get it): that would lead to President Vance with a mandate to wage a war of revenge. The whole political discussion would suddenly shift from all the damage that Trump has done to USA, to destroying Iran, with a high possibility of giving more strength to republicans.I don’t think causus belli works like that in the modern day, and we haven’t cared about legal mandates for war in the US for like 50 years.
Vance probably won’t have a political mandate for continued war because a historically unpopular and getting more so by the moment president was killed in retaliation for a war he started.
I am not so sure. Trump is an idiot and ignores people’s advice because he thinks hes a genius, so I could see Iranian cells in america coming up with a viable assassination plot. Especially since they are not against kamikazee typed assassinations.
viable assassination plot
a young, attractive woman
a young, attractive woman
with strong teeth
The point Iran is making is that a war does not need billions of dollars of munitions to turn. They can do a lot of damage economically. This world would have been a 20x better place if some kid just aimed 2 inches to the right.
I think about that, and he honestly just shouldn’t have gone for the headshot. At over 70 years old, it’s very unlikely a hollow point to the chest will be survivable.

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Wait… Are we all rooting for Iran now?
Why wouldn’t we?
We’re rooting for the straits on Hormuz to reopen and whatever other chaos is rocking the oil markets to stop. Economic damage, especially on this scale, ends up in people dying from all sorts of causes in the US as well.
I don’t particularly care if we get a little more egg on our face if it means pulling up out of this tailspin.

Oh they will.there is nothing to win for the usa.
Yes
It’s possible to want both “sides” to lose
“Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?”
– Bilbo Baggins Lord of War
Kind of. I mean … I wouldnt be sad if something happened … I would be the opposite of sad.
Das??
Crazy
The enemy of my enemy…
There’s nobody to root for.
Oh man, if Iran kills Trump I would be so happy.
It’d cause a huge amount of trouble, and many people would die
But I’d still pop a bottle of champagne I’ve been saving
I feel comfortable saying I believe it would solve MANY more problems than it would cause.
It might not solve the problems per say but it would change some of them into completely different and potentially less terrible problems
As cathartic as it would be to know trump is dead, yeah you are probably right. It would be excellent though if he could be covertly killed by poison or something, and it look exactly like old age that killed him
“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”
How many of Irans ‘leaders’ were got in the terrorist attacks? If that were reciprocated I wonder if the world would blink.
I know it’s wildly put of the realm of possibility, but just imagine…
Not even out of the realm of possibility. He disintegrated khamenei and kidnapped maduro. Who’s stopping any country from doing that to him?
Can we crowd fund an assassin?

I love that for him
Vance isn’t any better
I never have understood this take. Vance has a lot of evil in him but Trump’s strength lies in having millions of supporters. Vance doesn’t have that. They barely tolerate him. Politics isn’t about just getting into power, you have to have people willing to support your plans. As much as Trump wants it to be, it’s not a dictatorship, and the only reason it looks so much like one is that he has thousands of people in government who will break the law because he wants them to. What reason do we have to think they’d be even half as willing to do that for Vance?
MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump is the man. There is no #2, or even an obvious successor. Vance, Rubio, Don Jr, and others all see themselves as the heir apparent, but the MAGA rank & file only love Trump, and when he’s gone, most of them will fade away.
Some may try to keep it together, but their hearts won’t be in it. 90% of the MAGA following will evaporate, leaving only Republicans who sold their souls for the worst president and the most prolific traitor in American history.
When he croaks, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. I can’t wait.
Also, a good chunk of people think he’s weirdo couch fucker that wears mascara and is Peter Theil’s butt boy.
I’ve also heard at least one person claim they think Vance had Charlie Kirk killed so as to get with Erika Kirk. Which while weird isn’t even outside of the realm of possibility funny enough, I could definitely see Vance being part of a plot to kill old bleedy kneck to get with Mrs. Bleedy kneck.
He doesn’t have the cult of personality that Trump has. This means Republicans can and will openly challenge him which could destabilize the party.
He’ll have the same crutches and props in the media as trump, but he has a functional brain and theil guiding him. He’s worse.
This argument is weak
No he might actually be worse overall because he’s Thiel’s special boy but also he wouldn’t just impulsively nuke Malaysia because they were mean to him. Mostly because he’s Thiels special boy and Peter is terrified of death
I agree
I’m extremely grateful for the fact that I live in a civilised country, rather than 'Murica
Shoot the jump shot. Shoot it!
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