I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

  • rabber@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    When I went through a breakup two years ago, the first day I bought a $200 bong made out of titanium

    You can literally drive over it with a pickup truck, it is amazing

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      3000 years in the future archeological digs will find it and believe it was used for some special ritual.

      you should rub your dick all over it, as a joke. it’ll be hilarious in 3000 years dude.