FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIWW4@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoExcept the velocity varies… sometimes you get the slow rollers other times the super sonic projectile and then there are snapping turtles… they poke out a head and go back in.
Except the velocity varies… sometimes you get the slow rollers other times the super sonic projectile and then there are snapping turtles… they poke out a head and go back in.