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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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He said "any"

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  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    Power button? Reset button? PSU switch? Clear CMOS button?

    Let’s try and press them all!

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      LUKS header disk emergency destroy button? *boop!

    • username_1@programming.dev
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      In case of the need to press a button but you don’t know which exactly, press the belly button.

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      *rings doorbell*

    • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
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      I pressed my jacket button.

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    That’s why there’s a distinction between buttons and keys

    • Hawke@lemmy.world
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      Is there though?

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        That’s just shit design. Even on keyboards with Power button I’ve seen, they’re usually distinctly shaped and coloured.

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          “Oh, I’ll need this info later, I better take a screenshot”

          fatfingers the power button

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          Me trying to press F12 in the dark

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        Yeah I love these fuckin laptops that put the power button somewhere random in the middle of the keyboard where you might accidentally press.

        I can’t imagine what goes through the mind of the genius who came up with this shit. Im guessing it was some guy who worked his way up to middle management in a Chinese manufacturing sweatshop, and then managed to sell clients on the idea that they could cut costs because he knew a quick hack to run the wires to the power supply.

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    Where’s the Any button?!

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      Oooh, I think I’ll order a Tab.

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    The late comic strip User Friendly did this best back in the day. To the point that its take on it is currently the example on its Wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_Friendly

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      I like the comic. Made me lol. The site is down and the domain unavailable. Where can I get he 13 years worth of comics?

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        The Internet Archive has a 184MB .cbz file that allegedly contains them all here: https://archive.org/download/user-friendly-comic. Likewise, much of the site itself is archived there.

        Be aware that they’re not all going to be winners like the A-N-Y strip is.

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          🥰 thanks

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Me: presses button on shirt

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    How about the Turbo button?

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      Is this 1992? Where’s my dinosaur? Will someone go to prom with me?

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        Just rollerblade over to my house, we’ll play some Super Nintendo and drink Mello Yello.

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          Remember ALF? He’s back. In pog form.

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    Now he’s just pushing the IT guy’s buttons

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    You’re really pressing his buttons there

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    Press enter to continue

    Presses x.

    Huhuhuhihiuh it still works stupid developer huhuhu🦭🦭🦭

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    taps ctrl and shift repeatedly.

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      deleted by creator

      • Valorie12@lemmy.world
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        *Laser noises intensify*

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        I never knew what this Sticky Key thing did. (EDIT: After months wondering, I searched for it, and turns out I should have turned it on, it’s a helpful tool.)

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          It did what it did whether you pressed yes or no

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    deleted by creator

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    Its worst when you ask ppl how they got in this situation and they go I dk “the last person told me to do this” knowing full well no they didnt and I have to spend an hour figurjng out wtf they did to undo it all.

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    I love that guy’s face, I can’t NOT laugh. Damn, what’s the name of the movie again??

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    “listen here you little shit”

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    I pressed the turbo button

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      I’m convinced that button did nothing

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        It did. You used it to make your CPU slower for old timing-dependent games

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          So its unturbo really?

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            Yeah, they probably inverted it because it’s weird to market a “slow” button

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        My computer was just that slow

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