You see, that’s why OP always carries a second phone: To photograph the first one not falling into the gutter
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Nope :c
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I’m in the walls
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Hello there, how you been?
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Oh hey. Would you tell Dagon and the rats to knock it off I’m tryna sleep
Are you trying to doxx me?! gasp
No one has friends IRL anymore - they’re all virtual. Soon they’ll all be AI. That’s when humanity ends. Coming soon.
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PsssSSTTT you are on a social here 🫠
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Aren’t these a very popular accessory?

That’s much less reliable tbh

As are other more structurally sound models.
Does a phone count as a flared base?
Suction cups don’t hold for long.They are applied with an adhesive strip, not suction cup.
Unless you are very unlucky when you accidentally Thwap! one on your forehead. Uncle Stu had a perfectly round hickey on his forehead for like two weeks.
It also doesn’t fit in your pocket. How convenient.
Put it down your underwear and make it look like you’ve got a hard on all the time
Better yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob
Modern problems
Put a hook on your belt
Says you, I mostly use my jacket pockets for my phone. My jacket pockets are large and deep so I could probably shove like 3 of these things into one pocket, my jacket is a surplus Czech Military field jacket.
Is this a common issue?
It doesn’t usually go down the grate, it goes down the big hole
It’s trying to escape.
I read that in a slow writing voice and heard pencil scratches
I want to make fun of this person having a phone-in-drain problem, but I’ve lived long enough to witness the universe dole out instant karma to people teasing others.
A friend’s mother-in-law told her a story about watching lots of small children and not being able to herd them all to a washroom fast enough, which led to her shitting her pants. My friend made fun of her mother in law, incredulously wondering what kind of adult ever poops their pants. That very night she shit her bed.

We have to break the circle! :-O
The only useful phone case design I’ve seen. I bet it’ll be ADA compliant if applied for.
Ha ing it diagonal like that means you can only use one hand in horizontal mode and only the other hand in vertical mode (if you have your fingers inside the handle).







